#i should have been asleep hours ago but here i am incorherrently blabbering about the fluff au ehehehe

[bisexualmcqueen]

May i offer for the salqueen babies au...

The one kid that isnt hyper crazy like lightning is crazy like sally. Seems tame and normal but *nothing is getting past them.* that child is staring up at you like 👁👁 and making lawyerly arguments at the age of 4.

EXACTLY several of them would be in debate club but. here hangon im tired i have one idea so far about the school situation (at least when theyre younger, we havent aged them past like 13 at most yet bc the canon timeline doesnt even go that far)

gotta make teacher ocs maybe^ new RS residents W?

and we dont have all their personalities worked out yet but heres some veeery loose notes:

(juice may be the hypertyped one actually. she wound up with drag car genes for some un-fuckingknown reason <lightning's genetics are a mysterious mystery and to boot there's only One of him On Earth. <which is a plot point)

lightning is an anxious reactive metal horse with OCD so sorry kiddos

^scared of mater <ive been waiting for any excuse to post these scs

there's also some fun stuff in the tiktok socmed "fic" wip i have that pokes fun at sally also being a fucking weirdo (the Cones to people with 0 context has got to be pretty funny). (the kids secretly run a tiktok account and the comment section gaffs about calling cps sometimes idk how to explain it? like radiator springs is filmed in such a way that the audience is partly convinced their entire family is made of serial killers/the mafia when in reality the kids are very well off and are just making silly posts about their family).

[jay shuster, 2004, art of cars] ^inside of sally's brain /hj

ANYWAYS this sounds exactly like the NASA kid who is convinced she can get to space. (she probably will wind up as an astrophysicist at the least.)